22 April 2013

The 7 most important men in a woman's life


The Doctor:
Because, he tells you to take off your clothes.

The Dentist:
Because, he tells you to open wide.

The Milkman:
Because, he asks you;do you want it in the front or the back?

The Hairdresser:
Because, he asks you do you want it blown or teased?

The Interior Decorates:
Because, he tells you once it's in you'll like it.

The Banker:
Because, he tells you, if you take it out to soon,you'll lose interest.

Last But Not Least, The Hunter:
Because, he goes deep into the bush, he always shoots twice,and he always eats what he shoots.